relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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Oispa jo perjantai
— minä joka päivä (via edozu)
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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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minä: oon mun mutsin autossa
minä: huri huri
äiti: poistu autostani
minä: no vittu
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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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octobaba:

reborngp:

chaotic-keys:

nordicice:

quitsexingmyunicorn:

the-trickster-and-the-optimist:

immortaliarty:

peetamellarksbuns:

unicornwright:

photonsandfrisbees:

what the f*** is cotton candy


O.O 
why would you call it cotton?
It’s food. Not some material.

No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.


SUGAR SPIDER


The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”

okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird

Directly translated from Norwegian it’s ‘sugar spin’, which makes sense when you think about it

In India, we call this “Budhiya Ke Baal” directly translated to “Very Old Woman’s Hair”Indians are weird.

Portuguese [Brazil] We call it as algodão doce. that means cotton candy or sweet candy [ literal translation ]

In Finland we call it ‘Hattara’ and it means something like ‘whisp’

octobaba:

reborngp:

chaotic-keys:

nordicice:

quitsexingmyunicorn:

the-trickster-and-the-optimist:

immortaliarty:

peetamellarksbuns:

unicornwright:

photonsandfrisbees:

what the f*** is cotton candy

image

O.O 

why would you call it cotton?

It’s food. Not some material.

No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.

image

SUGAR SPIDER

image

The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”

okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird

Directly translated from Norwegian it’s ‘sugar spin’, which makes sense when you think about it

In India, we call this “Budhiya Ke Baal” directly translated to “Very Old Woman’s Hair”

Indians are weird.

Portuguese [Brazil] We call it as algodão doce. that means cotton candy or sweet candy [ literal translation ]

In Finland we call it ‘Hattara’ and it means something like ‘whisp’

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Terskatarina:

supersexyawesomeness:

Ysiluokkamme kutsui terottimia ‘terskoiksi’. Long story short, yksi luokkalaisemme ruotsintunnilla toiselle oppilaalle:
“Anna hei terskaa”

Opettajan ilme oli näkemisen arvoinen;
“—mitä mä kuulin?”

"*huokaus* no SAISINKO terskaa?!"

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mum: can you-
me: *groans for 17 hours*
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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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Suomeks sanottuna vituttaa koko homma.
— isä ja työpuhelu (via karvakeisari)
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